i am boring but that's ok

I made another one of these funky fresh head bands, but with prettier flowers, and that's about as fun as it gets kids!

thingalings

a drawing!

I should use a scanner but I am lazy.

another drawing

Drawing

my face

Boom! Here's a make up look for ya boyz n grlz! Winged eyeliner and red lips. Red like menstruation because it's international women's day today. Have you/ are you going to do anything special? Personally I've just been metaphorically vomiting because of all the rape and genital mutilation and discrimination and slut shaming and girls being refused an education that's happening right now, like I do every day.

life changing

I was chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and thinking about important things, like what I should cover my  nakedness with this summer. I realized everyone had to be informed with what I came up with, it's already March you know.

Untitled #51 by whamelie featuring round sunglasses

Untitled #50 by whamelie featuring mink pink

And I also created the (in my opinion) ultimate outfit, if only leather wasn't dead cow.

Untitled #49 by whamelie featuring cat eye makeup

If you fell in love with my amazing taste you should follow me on polyvore, or follow me out of pity because I don't think I even  have any followers bc I understand nothing of that website.

important things

I decided it was important to have a pretty place to throw my garbage, because I'm a unicorn princess and can't throw my shit just anywhere.

It looks a bit like a five-year old made it but I prefer to see it as an expressionistic work of art.

Fake flower head band 2.0

Well hello internet, did ya miss me?

A couple of days ago, my friends and I went to IKEA, and I came across some fake flowers and thought to myself, I shall buy these and create an alice band. And this I did. Now, this is more of a fun thing you can do with fake flowers that you already have at home because fake flowers can be expensive if you are poor like me.

(I made a similar head band-tutorial with smaller, paper flowers, which is basically the same technique and but a little simpler, and I would guess cheaper. Rest your eyes upon it here. )

Estimated time for this, probably around 15-20 minutes depending on craftiness and type of flowers.

Look at that fab shit.

 So first off, you'll need some fake flowers, any kind of flowers where you can rip off the "stem" like in the picture below. I think you can do this with most fake flowers. I used about five or six of those twig-thingys, so approximately 25 flowers maybe?

 You'll also need a headband, some copper-wire (the softer the better!) and also, if you want, some beads.

 After you've ripped the stems out (be careful btw) you take a needle and make a hole through the plastic. You might have to get a little violent here but make sure you don't rip the flower apart.

 When  you have a nice lil' hole in the flower you stick some wire through it and secure it with a bead.

Then you wrap the wire around the head band, and make sure you don't have any wire poking down your head, I don't know about you but having blood pouring down your hair does not seem very fashionable.

And then you just keep adding flowers until you feel like you're done!