slightly failed projects

This head band is a hot mess because I stopped caring after like two seconds, but it looks alright from a distance. Maybe maybe maybe I'll make another one and do a tutorial, but no promises because I am very busy with sleeping and playing the sims 3.

And this little thing, it was supposed to be really sparkly and pretty but it looks so childish and weird I cant even tell if it's disgusting or pretty so I'm gonna go with pretty because confidence is sexy.

the future it-piece

So I'm trying to make blankets-as-a-statement-accessory happen, I feel like I'm really on to something here.

candy lady

I couldn't sleep last night so I painted my nails, but then I went to bed like an hour after that so I kind of ruined them a little but on the plus side the fumes put me to sleep quickly. Aaanywayy, I realized they matched my sweater and for some reason I thought that was blogworthy. So enjoy.

And I took a picture of my messy fishtail braid for the hipsters. 

party machine

So yesterday I had planned to, um you know, take a shower and leave the house, but I accidentally woke up at about 2:30 in the afternoon. I was supposed to go buy buttons for a bustier thing I'm making, and If I had done that I could have finished it and put it on and taken a picture for the internet, but I spent the rest of the day with my best friend Netflix.

However, it's been like a week since we last spoke, dear blog readers, so here's an exciting *sneak peak* of my boob-cover. I think it's going to look perfabulous when it's done.

nightly activities

A few nights ago I sat in my room and thought that it would be nice to draw something and perhaps something other than a pretty girl with her head turned slightly to the left. I failed of course. I wish I had the patience to draw landscapes and backgrounds or maybe men or children. But no, pretty girls and dogs with hats. I feel like it's such a waste of paper, I think I'll make it my new project; spend more than ten minutes on my drawings, draw some dudes, draw some landscapes and learn how to draw horses because god why is that so difficult?

Anyway these are the grumpy babes I drew

fyi

Since the sun decided to shine today, I thought I should take a picture of my clothes for the internet. I soon realized I was wearing jeans and t-shirt, which isn't very exciting, but as I happen to be, you know, a narcissist, I kept going. 

2012 according to my phone

Sometimes I sneak my phone up from my pocket to take pictures of things, so here's a little recap of the late 2012.

Spent spring being not so productive in school and taking some nice relaxing baths.

Summer said hi, I graduated, took the train to crazy town, got myself a confidence boost, had time to draw, paint my nails and meet cats. 

 Summer continued, I ate, showed off my midriff and showed off my tongue.

 Suddenly I moved faaar away for university which then led me to insanity and also a new found love of broccoli.

Spent time with my matching friends and practiced blasphemy in ginger bread form.

 I left the godforsaken north forever, because who needs education, money in the bank and a place to live?  Christmas and new years came and the weirdest year ever was over

You could should follow me on intsagram (I go by the creative name of ameliebjorn) because I only have like 55 followers and I'd like to speed up my journey to world domination. 

praise consumerism

As a person with evil acne that appeared all over my face out of nowhere when I was like 18 ( :)))))) ) I know how sad life can be in front of a mirror. For anyone else out there with *dry combination skin* accompanied with beautiful red infected evil parasites that have no business in your face just die stupid acne I don't like you, I thought I'd share my favorite moisturizer. 

This kind of expensive clinique moisture surge is da bes, because it's oil free and super moisturizing which is perfect for your dry face and won't feed your little hungry pimples. At least my face enjoys this you might not.

But you can put it over make up if you caked it on and look stupid, the spray is gr8 for that you just spray your face, enjoy the cool moisture think of unicorns and smile, pat the goo in and you look all dewy flawless beautiful princess angel. 

I could do commercials I'm so good plz hire me and pay me I am poor. 

moisture is the key to looking young 5eva boyz n grlz.

good times

Well hello dear blog reader, I'm sorry for my silence, the internet hasn't quite been the same without me, I'm sure. But I have been very busy sleeping, eating, "exercising" and rethinking my life. Imma get back to business and maybe post one of my crafty secrets tomorrow.

Happy new year anyway, let's all make 2013 a better and nicer and less ridiculous year.  I'm personally  hoping that I will be able to organize my three and a half brain cells and become a human being this year, there can be miracles, when you believe. 

2012 in gifs: